This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.
Me watching a T.V. Show
- Me: GODDAMN IT YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO FIX THIS
Would you do that just for me? Just stop it. Stop this.
merlin x bbc sherlock mini comic because this show ripped my heart out and smashed it into a million tiny pieces ;w;
WHY NOT JUST TEAR MY BEATING HEART FROM MY CHEST
#give me the canon au where zayn is a centuries-old vampire#who spends most of his time slumbering in a coffin in his cavernous lairs around the world but#every few centuries decades he wakes up to visit his descendents#and sometimes they let him stay for while#pretend he’s an awkward cousin from lahore#the one time he comes to hang out with his favourite descendents (yaser + co) now settled in bradford england#he’s struck by all sorts of exciting modern things like TOWIE; drake; haribo sweets and the most wondrous one: X FACTOR!#auntie trish - who’s really his great great great niece in law or summat - convinces him to go audition#so he does it on a lark; it’s not like he’s srs about it but he’s always loved a good ditty#he even used to play the harpsichord back in 1783 before he got bored and ate his music tutor#and it’d be quite nice if that cheeky bloke simon’d tell him he can sing#except when he gets there he’s put in a group with these four lovely boys#who make him forget for a bit that he’s deader than dead#and who smell scrumptious. like he could eat them all. he really could.#but he doesn’t because he quite likes having friends#even when they laugh at his bouffant ice cream swirl hair and how much time he spends in front of a mirror#and laugh even more at how much time he spends asleep.#they’re so pretty and fun and bright (with all that youthful blood in their veins)#(HE’S NOT GOING TO EAT THEM. BUT THE CURLY-HAIRED ONE LOOKS AT ZAYN LIKE HE WANTS TO BE EATEN)#(WHICH IS DISTRACTING. HE MUST BE STOPPED) (x)
"I can’t even begin to understand women" well generally I start by treating them like individual human beings rather than a collective consciousness and then go from there
The Orion Nebula
Kristen Stewart has had a busy week
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